Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
d0pe-sauce: TEACHER: OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS: AND I’M JUST LIKE :
I hate when people stare at me
drethisandthat: Bitch do I owe you something?
That moment when the substitute teacher says your... →
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nickie-oh: “A registered sex offender moved into the area,” Mother told me. An expected response would be, “Oh my, guess I’ll have to be more careful when walking the streets.” I didn’t even respond. This guy immediately came to mind.
When I see a 10-year-old child with a better phone... →
nickie-oh: It ain’t right…
Running in gym class:
onedirectionminneapolis: Running for free food:
Reblog if you and your best friend always screw... →
Me: I think I look pretty today.
Self-Esteem: I can fix that.
Mirror: I can fix that.
Friends: I can fix that.
Black guy from Holes: I can fix that.
totally-relatable: Calls me ugly: Calls me sexy: Calls me cute: Calls me fat: Tells me I’m wrong: Tells me a boring story: Tells me they love me: Tells my parents about what I did over the weekend:
When you tell your friend to look at the person... →
Could you have been more noticeable?
When the power goes off and you’re: →
In school… On the internet
I miss simplicity…
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours. You: Yeah, sure thing. Next hour and a half… And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
When you find something you've been looking for...
DON’T. TOUCH. MY. SHIT.
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
xxcoolstorybroxx: A Dell pfthchftchfcfthcfthchchch
I understand how people feel when they see their...
omfgsomepersonactually: I feel the same way when I see the pizza guy at someone else’s house.
When you order pizza and the doorbell rings;